Packing Lists Are Not Optional

Let’s make better mistakes tomorrow.” – unknown

My kids and I were recently playing in a small space nestled on the top floor of house that we don’t use often. My daughter caught me picking some dried playdough out of the carpet, looked at me and said, “I was younger then so I didn’t know any better.”

Ha, if I had a nickel for all the things I could say about that in my life! That thought prompted me to think of what I would say that about. Lessons like:

Not believing that the sign meant it when it said 45mph for the curve.

Not knowing that wool shrank when you put your mom’s borrowed skirt in the dryer.

You shouldn’t ever try to park a U-Haul by yourself.

Thinking that sleeping pads were just for comfort and packing lists were just suggestions.

The last one in particular made me chuckle. It came from the time in college when spent 5 weeks in Ecuador on a study trip – 2 weeks hiking in the Andes, 2 weeks living with the Cofani Indian tribe in the jungle and 1 week camping on a remote beach near the Galapagos Islands.

In the weeks before my trip, I kept choosing to spend all my time with my boyfriend instead of preparing so it came down to the night before I was to leave that I really started to get everything together. I looked at the packing list and was surprised at the entry for sleeping pad. I hadn’t spent much time hiking or camping and my family didn’t have any so I decided they were optional, probably for comfort, and I skipped it.

It wasn’t until the first night we spent camping in the Andes at 12,000 feet that I understood why sleeping pads are necessary. Lying on that very cold ground without anything but the thin nylon of the tent to insulate me from below, I absolutely froze in my sleeping bag.

Fortunately one of the items on the list that I did manage to pack was plastic garbage bags. The group leader showed me the next day how you could wrap your body in garbage bags for additional warmth. That trick got me through those nights in the mountains – just barely.

I’ve been very diligent in my packing for expeditions ever since. But I look back on that and think, “I was younger then so I didn’t know any better.” 😊

I’m guessing that for every person who reads this, there is a life lesson that pops up for you. Please leave it in the comments if you want to share!

What Made Me Laugh This Week: Dec 5th

I was digging in my dad’s humor note cards again this week and found this story:

A woman hired a carpet layer to put down a huge new carpet. It was a job that took most of the day. After the largest room was laid, the worker stepped outside for a smoking break. But he couldn’t find his pack of cigarettes. He went back in to look for them and saw a small lump in the middle of the huge living room carpet. There was no way he was going to pull the carpet up – so he got a mallet from his truck and pounded it flat.

Just then the woman came in. “Oh” she said, “I found these cigarettes in the other room. Are they yours? Now if I can just find my parakeet…”

What Made Me Laugh: Nov. 28

My 2-year-old loves to wear his sister’s shoes that have sparkly toes that light up when you walk. They are 4 sizes too big for him but once he gets his feet into them, he somehow commits to keeping them on.

The other night he had them on when we were goofing around before bedtime. My daughter wanted to push the button on the side of the shoe that makes them light up even if you aren’t walking. My toddler emphatically stated, “Don’t push my buttons!”

Long before he knows about literal and metaphorical meanings, he nailed the delivery.

What Made Me Laugh This Week: Nov 21

I came across my dad’s “humor” notecards this week. Humor was often my dad’s way into a sermon or talk, creating a shared laugh so that the audience could exhale into the moment. Holding these notecards that I’ve had tucked away these many years since we cleaned off his desk, I felt the same release of distance as I laughed at these items that reflect his gentle sense of humor.

Here are two items from his stack:

A 12-year-old was coming out of church with his father and saw a large board with rows of little name plates. He asked his dad what it meant and his father replied, “Those are the names of people from our church who died in the service.” The boy paused then asked, “Which one – the 9:30 or the 11?”

Things I Learned as a Child

  1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
  2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let your mom brush your hair.
  3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  4. Never asks a three-year-old to hold a tomato.
  5. Whether she’s real or not, you should believe in the tooth fairy if you like money.
  6. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
  7. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
  8. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  9. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
  10. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

What Made Me Laugh This Week: Nov. 7

I was asking my 6-year-old daughter what was on her Christmas wish list. She pondered it a moment and said, “A watch, Rubik’s cube and… anything unicorn.”

I can’t even begin to enumerate all the unicorn things we already have – books, pj’s, coats, blankets, stuffies, robes, slippers, night lights, pencil sharpeners, water bottles and on and on.

You know what? Unicorns are real. Even if we haven’t seen one, their marketing department is alive and well.

(photo from Pexels)

What Made Me Laugh This Week: October 31st

I went big for Saturday morning breakfast. I was making fresh blueberry pancakes with the biggest blueberries I’d ever seen. Full of weekend morning energy, I had the batter made, the blueberries washed, and was emptying the dishwasher while heating up the pan for my first batch.

Meanwhile, my toddler was playing with a remote control car as he waited for breakfast. I pulled the warmed maple syrup from the microwave and poured my first batch of batter into the pan. I was delivering the syrup to the table when my son asked for help with the remote control car that was spinning out of control.

As I reached for the car, I tipped the syrup beaker and poured it on the floor. Then I lost hold of the spinning car and it dropped into the syrup and started spinning in it. I went to cover my mouth, probably an instinct to make sure a swear word didn’t come out, and got syrup all over my face.

It was big…a big mess. But I finally got the car and the beaker of syrup corralled into the sink, cleaned up the floor, then wiped my face AND didn’t burn the pancakes! Then I laughed about my perfect storm all day long. 🙂 🙂 🙂

COVID Crush

We are fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” – Japanese Proverb

My daughter came home from first grade the other day and announced that Will has a crush on her. “Will?” I asked because I wasn’t familiar with that name. She said, “Yep. He’s from another class but he’s also a number 15.”

Apparently the school has the hearts that they line up on outside numbered. My daughter’s is number 15 and so is her new young friend’s.

My friend Eric calls it a COVID crush and had some other suggestions for other pandemic rom-coms:

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan have face masks made of the same material. Breathless in Seattle?

Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet meet at the drugstore while getting booster shots. CVS-ic?

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have to quarantine in the same Irish village. 15 Dates in Isolation?

My daughter told me she has a crush on Will too. Sometimes the hearts just line up!

What Made Me Laugh This Week

My friend Eric was picking up Thai food for dinner the other night. The cashier was moving fast and talking fast. As she was printing out the credit card signature slip, she said to the customer in front of him, “Do you want a copy?”

The customer looked aghast and paused before saying, “I don’t think that’ll work. We have cats.”

Then they all laughed when they realized the woman thought the cashier was offering her a puppy.