Sunday Funnies: March 26

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A re-run of my dad’s humor cards. They make me chuckle all over again – so I hope you enjoy them whether it’s the first time or second (first posted on 2/13/22).

The backstory: My dad was a Presbyterian pastor for 40 years. He kept a well curated stack of humor cards – little stories he heard, found or saw and then typed onto 5×7 cards. Then he wrote in the margins when he used that particular item. His humor was often an easy way to settle in to something deeper – by laughing and thinking about the buried truth in these little nuggets, it paved the way to an open heart.

Church Bloopers

We really do need to watch how we say things. For example:

Prayer and Fasting Conference next week, the cost of attending includes meals.

Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Announcement of the sermon for the morning service, “Jesus walks on water,” followed by the evening sermon, “Searching for Jesus.”

But the one that fits this text was the report that there was this wonderful inscription over the massive doors of an old stone church that read: “The Gate of Heaven.” Below that was a small cardboard sign that read: “Please use other entrance.”

23 thoughts on “Sunday Funnies: March 26”

  8. I especially loved the last two, Wynne. Thank you. “The Gate of Heaven” story reminded me of one about Erich Leinsdorf, a significant conductor, when he was displeased with the New York Philharmonic’s attention to him during a rehearsal decades ago. He stopped the ensemble and quoted Dante by saying, “They should put on the entrance ‘abandon hope all ye who enter here!'”

    Not exactly a way to make new friends!

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