I’ve gone back to my dad’s humor notecards again this week so I can post the kids love advice that is teased in the featured photo. Enjoy!
Tips on Love
(All questions answered by kids age 5-10)
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife. (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. (Mike, 10)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ‘cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding. (Jim, 10)
Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours. (Kally, 9)
It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you… that’s why I stopped doing it. (Jean, 10)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
No one is sure why it happens but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular. (Jan, 9)
I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful. (Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. (Roger, 9)
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long. (Leo, 7)
Surprised By Joy 
Innocent, some not😊 and yet some are so true.
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Well said, Michael. I like the one where love is likened to an avalanche where you have to run for your life. 🙂
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So true. So very true. I know a thing or two.
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And It looks, I was not fast enough.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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The telling lies thing… Lol. 😄
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I love that one too. Could fit right into your study of online dating profiles… 🙂
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Ha! (I uninstalled them… for now.) 😉
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These are priceless! 😂
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These are awesome! The VCR one is is hilarious. The telling lies on the first date one is remarkably insightful for a 10-year-old.
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Glad they gave you a laugh too. Leaves me was wondering how a 10-year-old got his hands on the crib notes for a date. 🙂 Happy Boxing Day, Ashley!
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These are all gold. 😆 The world viewed through the eyes of young children is so pure and wonderful!
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And true, in that pure and wonderful way! 🙂 ❤ Happy boxing day, Ab!
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Oh my gosh! I wanted to highlight my favorite ones, but then I realized that was a losing battle. They were ALL my favorite ones. I’m going to share this with Hubs. Love it! Thank you, Wynne!
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Ha, ha! Glad you liked them! 🙂 ❤
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Shared with my mom. She said she and my dad really enjoyed them too. Thanks, friend. 🙂
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These answers are awesome 😁. Did your kids answer these?
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No – my dad was a pastor and he kept notecards that he typed out little things he found humorous. On each he noted when he had used it in a sermon or speech. When he died, I inherited these cards and now I dig them out – both for their humor and the connection to my beloved dad. 🙂
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Sorry for your loss 💕 I love that your sharing the cards with us. You dad sounded like a man with a great personality.
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Oh my gosh! I’m laughing out loud! So funny, so much truth, and, SO FUNNY! I hope you share every one of these and then start rerunning them all over again. Thank you! 🙂
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Oh, now I’m laughing again too. Thank you, DC! I’ve wondered what I would do when I reach the end – rerunning them is a good suggestion.
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