A re-run of my dad’s humor cards. They make me chuckle all over again – so I hope you enjoy them whether it’s the first time or second (first posted on 9/11/2022).
The backstory: My dad was a Presbyterian pastor for 40 years. He kept a well curated stack of humor cards – little stories he heard, found or saw and then typed onto 5×7 cards. Then he wrote in the margins when he used that particular item. His humor was often an easy way to settle in to something deeper – by laughing and thinking about the buried truth in these little nuggets, it paved the way to an open heart.
Spark and Spontaneity
Three couples lived in a retirement home. The three women often complained that their husbands had lost their spark and spontaneity. So one day they decide they are going to try to wake them up. They plan to “streak” past them.
They choose a day when the three guys are each sitting in their rocking chairs on the sun porch, reading and quietly looking out at the scenery. So the women streak past – not too fast, but they each shuffle in front of the men.
After they pass, the men say to one another:
“Did you see what I think I saw?”
“I think so.”
“What do you think they were wearing?”
“I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing!”
I feel like I just witnessed your dad entering the dark side, Wynne. Still clever! Thanks!
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Hee, hee. Sometimes humor needs an edge, right? 🙂
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That is hilarious!
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So glad you liked it! 🙂
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So, so, silly. Your dad was SUCH a human being. Brilliance, humor, wit. Cheers to Dick Leon! 🥰
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Ha, ha, ha! Cheers to Dick for sure! 🙂 ❤
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This is a good warning to fight the urge to streak in front of … anyone! 😂
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Yes! It’s cute at 2 and maybe at 4 but then… 🙂
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Exactly! 😳😂
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Oh this is too funny! 😆🤣 Gotta laugh about the joys of aging.
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Exactly right, Ab! 🙂
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😂😂😂
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🙂
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So thankful Wynne that I’m still not in a retirement home sitting in a rocker on the sun porch . . . the ‘wrinkled’ scenery wandering the wilderness is much more appealing 😃
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🙂 Good one, Fred!
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At times, having a vivid imagination isn’t helpful, Wynne… but thank you anyway. 😁
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Ha, ha, Malcolm! 🙂
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Tee-hee, tee-hee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🙂
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Something I think we could go without seeing! But funny.
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Good response, Elizabeth!! 🙂
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I suppose it HAD to be a long time if the men didn’t recognize the skin their wives were in!
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Ha, ha, ha! 🙂
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😉
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It’s why they invented lycra! And it doesn’t need ironing. Hugs, C
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Bwahaha! Good one, Cheryl!
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Ha, ha, ha!! Good one!
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🙂
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Exactly why streaking should be reserved for those youthful indiscretions.
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Hee, hee. Good point!
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Brutal! 😂😂
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🙂
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Oh my….I wonder if the gentlemen were buried together on the same day? LOL
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Hilarious, Dawn!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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