A re-run of my dad’s humor cards. They make me chuckle all over again – so I hope you enjoy them whether it’s the first time or second (first posted on 5/1/2022).
The backstory: My dad was a Presbyterian pastor for 40 years. He kept a well curated stack of humor cards – little stories he heard, found or saw and then typed onto 5×7 cards. Then he wrote in the margins when he used that particular item. His humor was often an easy way to settle in to something deeper – by laughing and thinking about the buried truth in these little nuggets, it paved the way to an open heart.
Kids on Music from Music Magazine
The following are actual quotes from grade school essays on classical music:
- Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.
- Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.
- I know what a sextet is but I’d rather not say.
- Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.
- Refrain – what you refrain from singing.
Out of the mouths of babes—delightful as always!
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Reminds me of a non-music funny from kids saying:
Child: I want a Twik
Parent: You mean you want a Twix
Child: no, I only want one 😀
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Hilarious, EW!
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Right – kids know how to get to the point, don’t they? 🙂
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You’ve given your dad a second life as a comedian, Wynne. Unfortunately, he has yet to break through on YouTube, but it’s only a matter of time!
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I know he would appreciate your endorsement, Dr. Stein. Maybe with AI, he’ll show up on YouTube yet… 🙂
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Thank you for the smiles, Wynne. I know you are particularly missing your dad today, as am I.
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Thanks, Susan! Yes, missing my dad like you – but hopefully they are feeling our Happy Father’s Day vibes somehow and somewhere!
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These are cute and funny. Great way to ease into a Fathers Day morning! 😊💕
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Right! Hope you had a great Father’s Day!
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Theyre brilliant Wynne.
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Thank you, Brenda! 🙂
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How delightful to be the teacher reading and grading papers full of these cute errors!
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Oh, you make the most delightful points. Right, Mary!!
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I always enjoy these!
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🙂
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👍🏼
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As a choir leader at my church, these literally made me laugh out loud, Wynne. I especially chuckled at the duel one because it sometimes does feel like a duel.
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I love that you are a choir leader and can really appreciate these. You’ve made me chuckle all over again! 🙂
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Funny, every time I try to warble a tune, Tara shouts, “Refrain!”
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Hilarious, Mark!
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😆🤣😆
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🙂
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I love these! Great memories of your dad and from your dad! Blessed!
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Perfectly said. Thanks, Tamara!
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😄🙂🤩
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Good ones.
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😂😂 These are all great !
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Love the kid-isms! 💞💞💞Thanks for the chuckle 🙂
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Thanks, Dawn! 🙂 ❤
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