A re-run of my dad’s humor cards. They make me chuckle all over again – so I hope you enjoy them whether it’s the first time or second (first posted on 12/19/2021).
The backstory: My dad was a Presbyterian pastor for 40 years. He kept a well curated stack of humor cards – little stories he heard, found or saw and then typed onto 5×7 cards. Then he wrote in the margins when he used that particular item. His humor was often an easy way to settle in to something deeper – by laughing and thinking about the buried truth in these little nuggets, it paved the way to an open heart.
Thoughts for Pondering:
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Stupidity got us into this mess – why can’t it get us out?
Even if you are in the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
It’s easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make us gain five pounds.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
Don’t believe everything you think!
😂Too many good ones to mention on this list!
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I know – they really make me chuckle!
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Ha ha! I think I may enjoy them ever more the second time round!! Thanks to you, Wynne, for sharing your Dad.
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Thanks, Jane! You are lovely to let me do it — with reruns!! 🙂
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Your dad’s humor is always a pleasure. Thanks, Wynne.
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Thanks, Dr. Stein!
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There are some gems in this batch Wynne! Maybe HoTM needs a *Dad’s sayings tree* resource to draw from 😉
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What a great idea, Deb!! “Deep Thoughts From Dad!” 🙂
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That is perfect!
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A list of wonderful gems from your dad, Wynne. The one about 2lb candy resulting in 5lb gain is so true!
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You are generous to comment on them the second time around, Ab! And yes, I really love that one!
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Oh…this one: “Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.” Yep. Table for one…LOL. What? No wisdom? Happens too often! 😘
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Exactly! “Table for one..” – you crack me up all over again, Vicki! 🙂
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❤️😘❤️
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Cheers to your dad and his wisdom and humor – lucky you!
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Cheers to that! Thank you for the lovely comment, Mary!
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Ah, more wonderful “words of wisdom” from your dad’s humor box! I especially like the one about sitting down on the right track. 😊
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Ha, ha – yes, a good one. I love hearing favorites from others – it makes me laugh all over again! Happy Sunday, Julia!
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Excellent, Wynne, especially the second one around stupidity. One day I will prove that theory correct. 😂😂
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Oh, I’m howling, Davy! That’s funny!
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I loved every one of these Wynne, but especially “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.” That’s so insightful. I’ve been both. Hugs, C
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Wow – “I’ve been both.” Now that’s insightful!! 🙂 Thanks, Cheryl!
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The Ben Franklin idea is genius! Next time somebody questions something I’ve said, I’m totally trotting out that line. For a guy who wasn’t too bright when it came to lightning, he sure is revered all these centuries later.
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I can’t wait to read about how this Ben Franklin thing goes for you, Mark! I totally predict some great stories… 🙂
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I love all of these, and some of them comforted me and inspired me along my journey. Gems, all!
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What a lovely comment, Tamara! Yes, comfort and inspiration – that’s great! 🙂
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😀🙂🤩
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“People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.” LOLOL
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I’m laughing all over again, Kathy. Isn’t that a great one?
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these are priceless Wynne. I love them all 🙂
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I’m so glad, Brenda!
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I think I’d like to use the Benjamin Franklin quote … now can I remember it when the time is right 🙂
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I can’t wait to hear how that works for you!
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