Another installment from my dad’s humor cards.
The backstory: My dad was a Presbyterian pastor for 40 years. He kept a well curated stack of humor cards – little stories he heard, found or saw and then typed onto 5×7 cards. Then he wrote in the margins when he used that particular item. His humor was often an easy way to settle in to something deeper – by laughing and thinking about the buried truth in these little nuggets, it paved the way to an open heart.
When we cleaned out his desk after he died 7 years ago, I was lucky enough to stumble on this stack. I pull it out regularly to have a little laugh with my dear Dad. Now when I post one of them, I write my note next to his and it feels like a continuation.
New Beginnings
The young preacher had just announced to his congregation that he was requesting the dissolution of the pastoral relationship in order to accept another call. he was standing at the door after the service and greeting people, as preachers are wont to do, when one of the elderly saints approached him, her eyes swimming with tears.
She sobbed, “Oh pastor, I’m so sorry you’ve decided to leave, things will never be the same again.”
The young man was flattered by was equal to the situation and took her hands in his and most benevolently replied, “Bless you, dear lady, but I’m sure that God will send you a new pastor even better than I.”
She choked back a sob and was heard to say, “That’s what they all say, but they keep getting worse and worse.”
(Parables, etc. Vol. 3 #3, May 1983)
Happy New Year, everyone! Hope your new beginnings get better and better!
Very funny. A good way to begin the New Year. Thanks, Wynne.
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🙂 Happy New Year, Dr. Stein!
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Oh, that is funny! Thanks for the hearty chuckle this morning! Happy New Year to you and your loved one, Wynne!
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I’m glad you like it, Erin! Happy New Year to you and yours too! ❤ ❤ ❤
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These funnies bring back memories of reading them myself at a Lutheran church in Coquitlam many moons ago. Whimsical little lines that brought smiles to faces and they were added to the service handout each week.
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I love that someone thought to put jokes in the church bulletin. What a great idea! Happy New Year, David!
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LOL! What a burn from the little old lady!
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Right! 🙂
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😉😁
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Oh dear. 😂 Happy new year, Wynne. May this one truly be better one than the last.
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Yes, may it truly be better. Well said, Ab! 🙂 ❤
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Giggles ARE good! 😉
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🙂
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lol, wonderful! Is this a backhanded compliment or just … a backhand? 😀
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Oops – I just laughed so hard at this comment that I spat a peanut out. A back hand indeed… 🙂
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And I thought kids were the only ones who say what is really on their minds!
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Ooh, I’m laughing. Good point!
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😂😂😂
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😉
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Laughing all the way!!!!
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🙂
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Caught me by surprise! 😆
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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OMG, that’s so awful, I love it!!
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Hee, hee – I love your reaction!! 🙂
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I sent the story to my mom. She enjoyed it too. 🙂
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