Another installment from my dad’s humor cards.
The backstory: My dad was a Presbyterian pastor for 40 years. He kept a well curated stack of humor cards – little stories or observations that he typed onto 5×7 cards. Then he wrote in the margins when he used that particular item. His humor was often an easy way to settle in to something deeper – by laughing and thinking about the buried truth in these little nuggets, it paved the way to an open heart.
When we cleaned out his desk after he died 7 years ago, I was lucky enough to stumble on this stack. I pull it out regularly to have a little laugh with my dear Dad. Now when I post one of them, I write my note next to his and it feels like a continuation.
Profit
A small businessman from the old country kept his accounts payable in a cigar box, his accounts receivable on a spindle, and his cash in the cash register. His son said, “I don’t see how you can run your business this way. How do you know what your profits are?”
The businessman replied, “Son, when I got off the boat, I had only the pants I was wearing. Today your sister is an art teacher, your brother is a doctor, and you’re an accountant. I have a car, a home and a good business. Everything is paid for. So you add it all up, subtract the pants, and there’s your profit.”
From Parables, etc. Vol. 3, #3, May 1983
I am trying hard not to imagine the boss without his pants! Thanks, Wynne.
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Ooooh, good one, Dr Stein!
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Yes…too funny…”subtract the pants”. Not complicated at all — that’s my kind of math! 😉
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Hee, hee. Good one, Vicki. ❤️❤️❤️
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😂❤️ Funny and too true!
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Seems like we’ve made our math too complicated in business school! 😀❤️
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Smart man indeed!
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For sure!
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I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned it; I love the Sunday Funnies series.
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Oh, I’m so glad. Thanks for saying that.
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You and me both! And I especially like this one: such a great joke/story for “if it’s not broken, don’t fix it” 🙂
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EW, your knack for summing up is perfect!! 🙂
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I love it! This post reminds me of your recent post about Miss O’s shopping expedition and managing her budget. I’m sure your dad would have loved the writing you’re doing.
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What a really kind comment. Thank you, Susan.
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This is how I’m gonna teach T math from now on. Just subtract the pants!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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I’m with Vicki, this is my kind of math too! I was already smiling, then I saw Dr. Stein’s comment. So funny!
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Yes, that was a classic comment! Happy Sunday, Kendra!
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What? No shirt or shoes? His accounting may be a bit off—along with some of his clothes.
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Ha, ha, ha – excellent point, Julia!
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Subtracting the pants also sounds like the start to a really groovy Friday night. Just sayin’.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Love your father’s humor – always with a lesson attached!
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Exactly, Mary! Thanks for the continual good cheer!
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