I was thumbing through the humor cards I inherited from my dad and found this card labeled
Thoughts for Pondering:
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Stupidity got us into this mess – why can’t it get us out?
Even if you are in the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
It’s easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make us gain five pounds.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
Don’t believe everything you think!
Surprised By Joy 