Sunday Funnies: July 9

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A re-run of my dad’s humor cards. They make me chuckle all over again – so I hope you enjoy them whether it’s the first time or second (first posted on 5/22/2022).

The backstory: My dad was a Presbyterian pastor for 40 years. He kept a well curated stack of humor cards – little stories he heard, found or saw and then typed onto 5×7 cards. Then he wrote in the margins when he used that particular item. His humor was often an easy way to settle in to something deeper – by laughing and thinking about the buried truth in these little nuggets, it paved the way to an open heart.

PRAYER HUMOR

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer “Dear Harold.” At this, Dad interrupted and said, “Wait a minute, how come you called God ‘Harold'”? The little boy looked up and said, “That’s what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, “Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold by Thy Name.”

.And this particular four-year-old prayer: “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

.One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on the way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me! Pray for me!”

20 thoughts on “Sunday Funnies: July 9”

    1. I love how kids reinterpret things they don’t understand and transpose them into something understandable! This one makes so much sense! 🤩

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  5. This had me cracking up! I went to Catholic schools and mastered mumbling the bits of prayer and song that I didn’t understand. I haven’t thought of that in 20 years! 😆🤣 I do recall imagining the pre-meal grace involved a Jesus Christ, bounty hunter… I have no idea what kind of “gifts” I was expecting him to delivery. LOL! 🤔😂

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  7. Funny, yes, but this also illustrates my well documented opposition to having children memorize texts that are not age appropriate (eg pledge of allegiance). They have no idea what they are saying, and by the time they understand, they might as well be brainwashed.

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