I was digging in my dad’s humor note cards again this week and found this story:
A woman hired a carpet layer to put down a huge new carpet. It was a job that took most of the day. After the largest room was laid, the worker stepped outside for a smoking break. But he couldn’t find his pack of cigarettes. He went back in to look for them and saw a small lump in the middle of the huge living room carpet. There was no way he was going to pull the carpet up – so he got a mallet from his truck and pounded it flat.
Just then the woman came in. “Oh” she said, “I found these cigarettes in the other room. Are they yours? Now if I can just find my parakeet…”
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πππ Thatβs something heβs gonna need to say a few extra Hail Marys for!
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Hee, hee. For sure! π
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This guy really ‘fowled up’ π
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Har, har, har, Fred! π
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Your dad has some unique set of puns π€£
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I suspect as a pastor who was frequently giving talks, it was helpful to have stories that challenged assumptions – and to start with a laugh. So you are right, he did have some unique stories. Thanks for reading and the comment, Ritish!
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Omgosh lol
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