Tag: Simon

Simon finds himself in the awkward position of being a cat cheering on dogs but the Gonzaga Bulldogs had a great season! Congratulations and thanks for the ride!

Simon isn’t sure he has enough support for an up or down vote but he’s counting on seniority to get him in!

Simon gets in line to learn Russian in case he’s asked to join the Trump administration

Thank God It’s Friday! Simon’s mood is improving already.

The story I heard about the hippos at the Woodland Park Zoo is that there is one crazy one, Lilly, and one calm one, Guadalupe. The exhibit was built with an electrified wire separating them from the African Savannah and when Lilly wanted to go into the savannah she’d push Lupe into the wire and then just amble over.

Simon’s advice for anyone with power, “Don’t push your weight around.”

Simon says, “Think before you tweet” because this country doesn’t need any more suspicion, misdirection or drivel about The Apprentice.

This is the movie quote Simon chose when he found out he was going to have to do 2 pictures this week. We know which one Biscuit would have chosen – “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

When you play the role of a curmudgeon even emojis can’t soften the image.

Rick Purry is waiting for confirmation.